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STONKITTYstonkitty.blend · 412 tris · 208 verts
412 triangles. Not one of them points down.
STONKITTY / STONK
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02 · Outliner
One collection, four objects
STONK is twenty-eight days old and it is already a quote currency. That is the part worth understanding before anything else on this page. Tokens on Solana normally price themselves against SOL. On the day this asset was packaged, eight separate STONK pairs sat inside the Dexscreener top one hundred by six-hour trending score, which means people are now pricing things in stonk the way they price things in sol.
Three mascots already trade against it. Meme Man, who was there first. KNOTS. Vawlt Slawth, a sloth, which is a strange animal to pick for a market that only goes up. Between them they hold the collection.
None of them is a cat.
That is an odd gap, because the cat is the animal that is actually winning. Counted in the same top one hundred on the same day: thirteen cats, one dog. Bitcat closed a six-hour window up one thousand one hundred and thirty-six percent. Anthropic Cat did six hundred and fourteen. Buy The Cat is sitting on eight point one million dollars of market cap doing nothing in particular. NearKat, RAYCAT, pumpcat, Leveraged Cat, Crime Cat — every one of them is the same move, which is to take an asset people already hold and give it a cat.
So the collection was missing an object, and somebody made one. It took about four minutes. You can see roughly how long it took by looking at it.
- ▾ STONK
- ◻ meme_man
- ◻ knots
- ◻ vawlt_slawth
stonkitty.blend
- ▾ stonkitty.blend
- △ head_lowpoly.001
- △ suit_lowpoly.002
- △ arrow_extrude.003
- ○ key_light
- ✕ rig — none
03 · Properties
What is actually in the file
Everything below is either a real property of the asset or a real property of the token. Nothing in this table is a projection, a target, or a number that has to come true later.
| Format | .blend · exported .obj · .png passes |
|---|---|
| Triangles | 412 |
| Vertices | 208 |
| Materials | 2 — beige plastic, suit plastic |
| Textures | 0 — there is no fur map, there is no fur |
| Rig | None |
| Articulation | None — he only goes up |
| Arrow angle | 32° — extruded solid, not animated, cannot be tweened |
| Render time | 0.004 s |
| File size | 41 KB |
| Chain | Solana |
|---|---|
| Ticker | $STONKITTY |
| Quote pair | STONKITTY / STONK |
| Mint | 2pRVUtGgbUpFVtY9dFhH5pLeyJZX6vhmaG89uXgcpump |
| Tax | 0 / 0 |
| Licence | Royalty-free, forever, no attribution |
| Utility | None claimed — it is a cat made of 412 triangles |
| Roadmap | None — the arrow is welded, there is nowhere to go |
| Team | Anonymous, as is traditional |
| Downloads | 0 |
04 · Pass manager
Relight him yourself
Three lights, draggable, live. They relight every render on this page for as long as you are here. The render completes in four milliseconds because there is nothing in the scene.
RENDER COMPLETE · 0.004 s · 412 triangles
The clay pass is what the model looks like before anyone chose a colour. The wireframe pass is what it looks like underneath, and it is the honest one: four hundred and twelve triangles is not many. A cheap phone renders this in less time than it takes the screen to refresh.
Drag the three light handles across the render. There is no correct answer and nothing is scored. The lighting you set is kept for the rest of your visit.
05 · Also downloaded
The rest of the shelf
| Asset | Animal | Parent | 6h |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bitcat | Cat | WBTC | +1,136% |
| Anthropic Cat | Cat | ANTHROPIC | +614% |
| Buy The Cat | Cat | WBTC | +95.8% |
| NearKat | Cat | NEAR | −5.03% |
| Raydium Cat | Cat | RAY | −10.95% |
| Vawlt Slawth | Sloth | STONK | −14.40% |
| Meme Man | None | STONK | −12.55% |
06 · Contents
What you get
| File | Size |
|---|---|
| stonkitty_beauty.png | 1.2 MB |
| stonkitty_clay.png | 612 KB |
| stonkitty_wire.png | 340 KB |
| suit_lowpoly.obj | 41 KB |
| chart.blend — up only | 2 KB |
| dignity.txt | 0 bytes |
| discarded/ 0 items | 0 B |
dignity.txt is not a broken export. It was created, emptied, and shipped that way.
07 · Import
How to add it to your scene
Three steps, in plain words. No shell commands, because there is no shell involved.
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Get a wallet
Install Phantom and put some SOL in it. This is the only step that costs anything.
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Swap for it
On Jupiter, swap SOL or STONK for STONKITTY. Paste the mint into the search box rather than trusting a ticker — tickers are not unique and mints are.
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Check the chart
Open the pair on Dexscreener. If the mint does not match the one shown here, it is not this asset.
08 · Render log
Console output
- [00:00:00.001] WARN — is this financial advice?
- No. It is a 41 kilobyte file of a cat in a suit. Nothing on this page is advice, a forecast, or a claim about what any price will do. 0.001 s
- [00:00:00.002] WARN — why is there no rig?
- A rig would allow movement in any direction. The asset requires one direction. Adding a rig would have introduced the possibility of the other one. 0.001 s
- [00:00:00.002] WARN — is it affiliated with STONK?
- No. STONKITTY is an unofficial mascot made by people who noticed the collection was missing a cat. There is no relationship with the STONK team, and none is implied. 0.000 s
- [00:00:00.003] WARN — the eyes look wrong.
- The eyes are flat black dots with no highlight and no eyelids. That is not a mistake in the render; it is the single feature that makes the parent recognisable, and removing it would leave an ordinary cat. 0.001 s
- [00:00:00.004] WARN — what is in discarded/?
- Minus signs. Every one this page has removed so far, this session. 0.000 s
- [00:00:00.004] RENDER COMPLETE — 412 triangles, 2 materials, 0 textures.
- Total 0.004 s. exit 0
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